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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:57

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Nuts and Butts

New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News

Catatonics & High Colonics

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Athletics' Denzel Clarke leaps over wall to rob Angels' HR for incredible catch - ESPN

Next, they tried...

No way

Thumbs down again.

3 No-Brainer AI Stocks to Buy Right Now - Yahoo Finance

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Infamous 'neutron lifetime puzzle' may finally have a solution — but it involves invisible atoms - Live Science

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

NASA sets new potential launch date for Ax-4 mission to ISS - SpaceNews

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Everyone loved it.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Don't miss the half-lit first quarter moon rise tonight — Here's what to look for - Space

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.

Still no good.

No, not a chance

share office space ...

What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is there scientific evidence for reincarnation? If so, how does it work and can it be proven through regression therapy?

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Still no good

Make-A-Wish helps Tacoma cancer patient fulfill dream of giving back to fellow children - KOMO