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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:57

Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Nuts and Butts
New research links changes in walking patterns to early Alzheimer’s - The Brighter Side of News
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Athletics' Denzel Clarke leaps over wall to rob Angels' HR for incredible catch - ESPN
Next, they tried...
No way
Thumbs down again.
3 No-Brainer AI Stocks to Buy Right Now - Yahoo Finance
No go.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
NASA sets new potential launch date for Ax-4 mission to ISS - SpaceNews
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Don't miss the half-lit first quarter moon rise tonight — Here's what to look for - Space
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Still no good.
No, not a chance
share office space ...
What drove the tech right’s — and Elon Musk’s — big, failed bet on Trump - vox.com
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So they tried
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Make-A-Wish helps Tacoma cancer patient fulfill dream of giving back to fellow children - KOMO